Jun 07

Urgente warn for the system admins

  1. Do not give the eating for monkeys in the datacenter area
  2. Do not bring any eating and any plastic bags come in the datacenter, is that the monkeys will attack to you and make you danger.
  3. Do not provoke the monkeys, is that it will bite you
  4. Please to intensive care your servants if they fallen, do not carry and food and toys, and do not away from fallen servants
  5. The monkeys are not afraid anyone please do not interact with them it so very danger!!

Notice – If have accident from monkeys, the datacenter can not invoke to you.

You salute!

May 10

Don’t mess with Sev.

<MattA> When I was working at Meijer, I had a 30 minute conversation with a lady about worcestershire sauce
<phawkins> that is awesome
<MattA> It was her life story pertaining to worcestershire sauce, and how her husband was an idiot for getting mustard instead
<Severin> When I was shipping at Meijer, I poured worchestershire sause on an old lady, then had to be detained for 30 minutes
<gregory> or she’d kill you?
<Severin> apparently some of my actions were considered “illegal” or some rubbish
<phawkins> the peace. you can’t disturb it.
<MattA> Severin: As long as you didn’t get anything on the floors, Meijer wouldn’t care
<CharlieH> Severin – did you get yourself banned from Meijer or something? rofl….
<Severin> I poured steak sause all of an old lady
<Severin> I mistook her for another one that took my parking spot
<ChemitoR> I’ve seen that parking spot, btw
<ChemitoR> It has a picture of an A-1 bottle tipped at a 45 degree angle
<MattA> Meijer: higher standards, more steaksauce
<ChemitoR> My personal parking spot at meijer has this :    :P
<ChemitoR> the only bad thing, is that spot is at best buy
<ChemitoR> i think they want me to die crossing traffic
<ChemitoR> do, i usually park in severin’s spot
<ChemitoR> s0*
* andy wants nothing at all to do with severin’s “spot”

Mar 14

I been detroited.

Should I get this? It would be funny :)

History/Definition of “detroited”: A customer wrote in saying that we had ‘detroited’ (read: destroyed) their business.  So now anytime something is broken beyond repair we say its been ‘detroited.’

Jan 29

Ten Randomly Generated Hostnames

cPanel is funny. One of our setups guys pointed this out and I had to check on my own vps.

  • approached.aqxenterprises.com
  • acoup.aqxenterprises.com
  • bewpers.aqxenterprises.com
  • cedrate.aqxenterprises.com
  • charge-a-plate.aqxenterprises.com
  • bistournage.aqxenterprises.com
  • barrulee.aqxenterprises.com
  • -blast.aqxenterprises.com
  • atweel.aqxenterprises.com
  • approached.aqxenterprises.com

Also, one of the others he found was ‘antisemitic.hostname’ – Carl said use this to fix it ;)

    /scripts/fixracism --force